Achy Snake
I ache Like a snake That's been hit with a rake In the hand of a man named Jake Who's a flake I hurt Like a shirt That's been stomped in the dirt By the feet of a man named Burt In a yurt I'm sore And what's more Is it makes me a bore I'll whine in a way you'll abhor Til you snore There's pain And it's plain That it makes me less sane I fear that it comes from my brain In the main My back Is a rack That will cut me no slack Each time I move it'll attack Til I crack I'm stiff Like a cliff By the bay of Cardiff I'm praying and wondering if There's reli e f My back holding 275 lbs a week before it started to hurt. I'm sure the two events are unrelated.
