BBQ with You

Munch munch crunch crunch
When I take my wife to lunch
Her look gives me an awful hunch
That I annoy her quite a bunch

Gulp gargle slurp sip
My wife tries to give me a tip
I shouldn't eat like such a pip
My manners will give me a slip

Chomp crush mangle bite
With food this good, you just can't fight
My wife's joined in with great delight
Now we're a gustatory sight

Stab slice grab chew
With gusto it's just what we do
You can join the revel too
When we're out to lunch with you

Poem and image (c) 2020, Kevin Cheek